John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr., Winston Churchill, and all the great orators in our history would be proudest and most inspired today after embracing the greatest comment I've ever received. Kohl's, I salute you for always hiring not only the best, but the brightest.
"IS
FUNNY HOW GETTING FIRED FROM YOUR JOB FOR BEEN A LOSER MAKE YOU ATTACK
PEOPLE AT A PERSONAL LEVEL. PEOPLE THAT MOST LIKELY YOU WOULDN'T NEVER
SAY THIS FACE TO FACE DO YOU KNOW THAT IS ALSO A CRIME SLANDER
I HOPE YOU HAVE PROOF OF EVERYTHING YOU SAY IN YOUR COMMENTS BY THE WAY
TARGET SUCKS YOU ARE JUST A LOSER"
I may never write another word now that I am armed with the knowledge that there is a bar I could never even aspire to reach. Thanks, Grace.
Wow, that's a Jim Dandy there. Do you have a corporate email address at Kohl's you could send that to? If nothing else, the HR department so they can at least begin to teach some of the employees some English? Just wondering...
Posted by: Tim Jackson | August 05, 2007 at 09:26 PM
Paul,
At first I thought it was me. Maybe I partied to hard at the Moody Blues concert Saturday night. (No maybe about it baby!) But then I read the comment two more times and breathed a sigh of relief. Man, I'm not even close to being the dullest knife in the kitchen.
Posted by: Lewis Green | August 06, 2007 at 09:16 AM
Don't you peole have anything better to do like save the world from hunger. Volunteer your spare time at a soup kitchen, walk an elderly person across the street. This is whats wrong with the world. Too much time on our hands. Humans not using time to help people. Use your talents where it makes a difference.
Posted by: Grow Up | August 06, 2007 at 05:58 PM
I REALLY LIKE THE TONE AND TENOR SET BY A MESSAGE ALL IN CAPS AND TAKING NO BREATHS IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE DAYS THAT I DO THAT TO MY CO-WORKERS IN PERSON OMIGOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE PAIN I GO THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AT ALL. I love you Paulie - you bring the joy!
Posted by: Lori Magno | August 07, 2007 at 02:37 PM
Paul, sounds like you've become the accidental spokes-person in all things Kohl ;-) I never even set foot in one of their stores (maybe there are none in my area) and now would probably think twice. I care about English as a language.
Posted by: Valeria Maltoni | August 08, 2007 at 10:50 AM
Hey Paul,
You sure you didn't write that yourself?? Posing as a provocateur???
Course... the lack of f-bombs does put a whole in my proposed theory... ;)
Posted by: Sean Howard | August 08, 2007 at 03:25 PM
Tim- Why would I want the employees to learn English? That would ruin all my fun! :)
Lewis- Of course not! I can't decide if it's a relief or frightening to know that there are people like this out there...
Lori- YOU ROCK LADY. I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO ROCK THE CAPS ALL THE TIME NOW. I FIND IT MAKES PEOPLE HEAR ME BETTER!!!!
Sean- How did you know, damnit? That's actually how I speak on a normal basis. I barely speak english in real life, but the character I play on this blog is a bit better.
Posted by: Paul McEnany | August 09, 2007 at 06:15 PM
SORRY, BUT ONLY JACK BAUER HAS A LOCK ON CAPS. (OUCH.) PLEASE SEE JACK BAUER LEGAL FOR FURTHER DETAILS. THANK YOU.
THE JACK BAUER LEGAL TEAM.
http://makethelogobigger.blogspot.com/search/label/JACK%20BAUER
Posted by: makethelogobigger | August 11, 2007 at 07:12 PM
I swear, I think I was waited on by the very person who said this, the other day while I was shopping at Kohl's.
Posted by: kristen | August 25, 2007 at 12:53 PM